a blog by any other name… would be a completely different blog.

Well let me first start off by saying that I’m not normally a coffee drinker… no seriously. I’ve drank more coffee in the past month than I’ve drink all together in the past 3 years. Not to mention that about 99.9% of 2008 was coffee free. I had one cup at the beginning of December to get me through an insanely crazy trip from ‘Philadelphia to Pittsburgh to Philadelphia in one day’ trip.

But today I was feeling a bit tired and I have a lot of work to do. So I went to my local Wawa and indulged in a very large coffee. 32oz worth… which was promptly drank between 9:30 – 10:00. Now for someone who rarely drinks coffee I’m not sure what will happen. But thanks to Christopher Scott I feel the need to compete against his 7 cups before noon dare. But doing 7 cups before noon would probably kill me.

Cup #1-3 (9:30-10:00): The original 32oz coffee drink I consumed. At first I wasn’t sure what will happen. I drank this coffee relatively fast. 1/2 hour pretty intense. Now nothing happened until about… now (10:35am). As I sit in my office chair I have found that my body feels like jolts of energy are being surged through it. Sadly none to my brain which was the intended purpose. Also curiously enough it’s only effecting one limp or body part at a time.

Bathroom Count: 2

Cup #4 (11:30-12:00) As I sailed into this cup of coffee, I noticed that my attention span is that of a cat watching birds. Hands starting to slightly shake, but overall still coherent. Energy level is fading so hoping this coffee will pick it back up again. Finding great humor in frogs and tulips.

Feeling Like: a drugged up super hero.

Stopped at 4 cups because I can’t deal with my own crazy coffee thoughts. As I’m moving a mile a minute so like everything else in my life I found random pictures of coffee and one Goldie Hawn ad.

Also did you notice my clever post title? Tuesday, Coffee, and Me… like You, Me and Dupree get it get it… no well then fine.